If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas If I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches. Hey I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?Īre you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s bang If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK… #TUMBLR GAY CUM EATER FREE# (Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invitedĭo you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock? Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit Let us let only latex stand between our love Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh
